Resolutions for the 2014? Nope, not really.
We are just trying to have a good time here in South Asia.
And what is more fun than Mechanical Bulls?
Perhaps a better question is "Why is there a Mechanical Bull in South Asia?"
Jump on the back of a cow, or spur a bull with your boots, anywhere else in our country and you'll start a riot.
We cannot even joke about missing hamburgers or prime rib around most people here.
And if you hit a bull with your car (since they sit in the middle of the street)
You really better go to a police station before a riotous crowd drags you from your truck.
But put a cute little American girl on the back of one
And that apparently makes it all okay.